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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• And when do you expect to get married?" "Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know!
  I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!" -- Monty Pytho...
• Let me know if you don't get this so I can send it again..
• Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.
  I got carried away with being popular. But, now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you....
• Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
  But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
• What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!!!
• Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
  Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
• Ross: I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close.
  Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies?...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....