Glaser's Law: If It Says "one Size Fits All," It Doesn't Fit Anyone.
Glaser's Law: If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit
If it says, "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone. -- Glaser's Law
ONE SIZE FITS ALL: Doesn't fit anyone.
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
One size fits all." Just who is this "all" person anyway, and why is he wearing my clothes?
Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly. -- Gold's Law