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• Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
• I'm a little upset. I just found out I have to have this little procedure done.
  Nothing complicated, but they tell me it is going to improve my vision about 70 percent....
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  Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch....
• S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
• Guard: "How's she doing?" Kirk: "He's going to be fine.
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• If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible. -- Bernard M. Baruch