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• I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
  I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out....
• Homer: [spots his harmonica-playing cell-mate] That's sort of nice.
  What are you in for? Man: Atmosphere....
• I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come. -- Abraham Lincol
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
  When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....
• Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincol
• Homer: Hey! We could be a team... [at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
  Kid: You're short one person. Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us for years....
• Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -- Abraham Lincol