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  My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend
  I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray....
• I am the terror that sits up late at night...
• When my Dad came home last night, my mom fainted.
• SMILEY |-( late at nigh
• Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
  Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
  I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...