One Must Always Be Drunk. Everything Is There: It Is The Essential Issue.

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One must always be drunk. Everything is there: it is the essential issue.
To avoid that horrible burden of Time grabbing your shoulders and crushing
you to the earth, you must get drunk without restraint.
-- Charles Baudelaire

When was the last time you were drunk?
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
Avoid Hangovers... Stay Drunk!!!
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
-- David Wood...
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. -- Charles Buxto

One Must Always Be Drunk. Everything Is There: It Is The Essential Issue.

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