Can I Go Back To Bed Now?
Can I go back to bed now?
We've gone too far now, we can never go back!
You can go home now, I can finish this without you.
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?
I don't feel up to this... I'm going back to bed.
Before I go to bed, I want some milk and cookies.
An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring....
And I can strongly recommend... (finishing his sentence).
..a course of leeches. Oh, just pop a couple down my codpiece before I go to bed....