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  Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
• I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
  I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
• Cecil: I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan- Segle.
  Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator....
• The man she had was kind and clean And well enough for every day, But oh, dear friends, you should have seen The one that got away.
  -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoma...
• Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
  -- Dorothy Parker, "Not So Deep as a Well...
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die!
  (But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism...
• INVENTORY Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
  Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt....
• I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.
  That's strange; your mother could. -- Dorothy Parke...