ONE: I Will Donate My Entire ``BABY HUEY'' Comic Book Collection To The Downtown PLASMA CENTER.

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ONE: I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
TWO: I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
THREE: I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I won! I won!
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now I understand the meaning of ``THE MOD SQUAD''! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again! -- Zippy the Pinhead

ONE: I Will Donate My Entire ``BABY HUEY'' Comic Book Collection To The Downtown PLASMA CENTER.

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