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• Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?
• Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?
• Don't never join no organization that says it will accept you as a membe
  because such an organization isn't worth joining anyway, so it ain't worth your time to join the thing, cause they ain't got no standards whatsoever....
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.