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• Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....
• Government run health care makes me sick!
• You can trust your public utility about as far as you can hand roll a bulldozer. -- Edward Abbey
• Sure you can trust the government...just ask American Indians.
• If you care about a dream enough, make it into a reality.
• Smoking can kill. -- HK Government health warning
• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- Will Roge...
• Homer: Don't worry, Marge. America's health care system is second only to Japa
  Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!...
• Drinking can be hazardous to your health.