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• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
• Who bravely dares must sometimes risk a fall. -- Tobias G. Smolle
• The best advice I ever received was to buy Berkshire Hathaway (now $
  5,000 a share) at $300. Unfortunately, I ignored it....
• Facts are stubborn things. -- Tobias Smollett (1721-1771) -- Translation of Gil Blas, Book x, Chap.
  1...
• Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender.
  You stand convicted of sickness, hunger, wretchedness, and want. -- Tobias Smolle...
• Lisa: Wow, an original Malibu Stacey from 1958! [Sees the huge, pointed breasts] Oh.
  .. Man: Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out....
• Celery farmers play the stalk market.