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  .. coffee mugs...funny foam...[squirts some on Homer] Home...
• Homer: Okay, who's up for some scrounging? [begins to scrounge
  coming up with a basketball, deflated into a bowl-like shape] Hey, here's a perfectly good basketball hat....
• Homer: Lisa, did you see the Grammys? Lisa: You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners.
  Homer: Well, you haven't heard the last of them. -- Oh yeah?, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
  Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!...
• Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
  Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
  [laughs] [Homer and Bart start laughing with her] Ba...