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• 1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the furniture, shelves, and showcases.
  (2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks....
• Men employees will be given off one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  -- Work Rule...
• After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
  -- Work Rule...
• This office will open at 7 AM and close at 8 PM except on the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed.
  Each employee is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending church and contributing liberally to the cause of the Lord....
• Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.
  M. daily. -- In a hotel in Athe...
• First commit the Golden Rule to memory, then work at it and commit the rule to life itself.
• Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• Cropp's Law: The amount of work done varies inversly with the time spent in the office.
• During the race We may eat your dust, But when you graduate, You'll work for us.
  -- Reed College chee...