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• Your facial expression is the most important thing you can wear, you can't buy it in a clothing store.
• There is nothing so sure to make you forgot all of your other troubles as the wearing of tight shoes.
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
• Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
  I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
• In 1962 the expression "safe sex," all that meant then was you just move the bed from against the wall so you won't bang your head.
  -- David Letterma...
• The most important thing in an argument, next to being right, is to leave an escape hatch for your opponent, so that he can gracefully swing over to your side without too much apparent loss of face.
  -- Sydney J. Harri...
• Why be conservative when you can wear blinders all your life?
• Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.
  -- Hesiod, "The Theogony," line 694...
• I won't grow up I don't want to go to school Just to learn to be a parrot and recite a silly rule If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree I'll never grow up
  ever grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, not me. I won't grow up I don't want to wear a tie and a serious expression in the middle of July And if it means I must prepare to shoulder burdens with a worried air I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, so there....