In 1962 The Expression "safe Sex," All That Meant Then Was You Just Move The Bed From Against The Wall So You Won't Bang Your Head.
In 1962 the expression "safe sex," all that meant then was you just move
the bed from against the wall so you won't bang your head.
-- David Letterman
Go ahead, bang your head against the wall. Be stupid.
All day long you mutter to yourself...gibber, dribble, moan, and bang your head against the wall, yelling, 'I want to die!
'. Now you may say I'm leaping to conclusions, but....
You know, we've won awards for this crap. -- David Letterma
Assembly Language, great stuff! Just like hitting your head against a brick wall, feels good when you stop.
-- Colin Herbert, Software Development Lecture...
Guest hosting for David Letterman tonight is you.
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
-- David Letterma...
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. So quit wearing that silly face.
Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
Remember when 'safe sex' meant a padded headboard?