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• Nymphs and nurses like beautiful rings.
• People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry.
• You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
  -- Walter Slezak...
• Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too!
• Paramedics are patient people.
• A physician is not angry at the intemperance of a mad patient, nor does he take it ill to be railed at by a man in a fever.
  Just so should a wise man treat all mankind, as a physician treats a patient, and look upon them only as sick and extravagant....
• My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
  -- Moms Mabley...
• Keyes Rules of Misquotation Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
  + Corollary 1A: Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind....