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• Paramedics can revive anything.
• Nurses are patient people, but comments like this can make them sick.
• Paramedics save lives...EMT's clean suction uni
• Paramedics save lives...EMT's still drive the ambulance!
• Is there a patient in the house?
• Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
  Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!...
• Beware the wrath of a patient person.
• Cure the disease and kill the patient.
• PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT.