CBG: Mr. Simpson Will Now Be Autographing 8x10 Glossies Of Poochie, ONE Per Customer.

CBG: Mr. Simpson Will Now Be Autographing 8x10 Glossies Of Poochie, ONE Per Customer.

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CBG: Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE
per customer. Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm
talking to you, Mr. Cutter.
[later...]
CBG: [cutting through] Pardon me, look out, pardon me, excuse me, hot
soup... Hi. Kindly make one out to me, and three out to my friend
of the same name.
-- Some of life's greatest mysteries,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

Related:

Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
Bart: Hey, I know it was great, but what right do you have to complain?
CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me. Ba...
Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
Moe: Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
Midge, help me out here. Homer: Quiet! You're missing the jokes!...
You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
CBG: [clears throat] Your attention, please. Fan: Uh, in episode.
.. CBG: Your attention, please! -- Will we ever shut up?...
Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...