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• Yet spirit immortal, the tomb cannot bind thee, But like thine own eagle that soars to the sun Thou springest from bondage and leavest behind thee A name which before thee no mortal hath won.
  Tho' nations may combat, and war's thunders rattle, No more on thy steed wilt thou sweep o'er the plai...
• The Commandments of the EE: 9: Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug
  and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages....
• And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time.
  .....
• If thou findest thy wife in adultery, thou art free to kill her without trial, and canst not be punished.
  If, on the other hand, thou committest adultery, she durst not, and she has no right to, so much as lay a finger on thee....
• On parent knees, a naked new-born child, Weeping thou sat'st while all around thee smiled
  So live, that sinking in thy last long sleep, Calm thou mayst smile, while all around thee weep....
• Let but thy wicked men from out thee go, And all the fools that crowd thee so, Even thou, who dost thy millions boast, A village less than Islington wilt grow, A solitude almost.
  -- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- Of Solitude, vii...
• Green be the turf above thee, Friend of my better days!
  None knew thee but to love thee, Nor named thee but to praise....
• Get thee down. Be thou funky.
• The Ten Commandments for Technicians: 1: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacito
  lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner....