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• I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Channukah", I reduced more than one cast member to tears.
  Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review [holds up a school newspaper] "Play enjoyed by all" speaks for itself....
• Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only day-care in town that is not currently under investigation by the state -- Ms.
  Sinclair, administrator of the Ayn Rand School for Tots, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
  -- Lisa, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Now I know how Pontius Pilate must have felt. -- Sinclai
• A Streetcar Named Desire I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. --Vivian Leigh
• If I break, buy a new one! -- The talking Krusty doll, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
  You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
• I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.