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• Hello Lal. How are you? Troi...Admiral...Admiral...
  An Admiral from Starfleet has come to take me away....
• Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
  -- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
• Lal: "I am genter neuter, inadequate." -- "The Offspring", Stardate unknow
• I am gender neuter, inadequate. -- Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
• Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up.
  I cannot. It would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting....
• Don't misunderstand me. I have great respect for your father.
  You do not speak with respect. She seems very adversarial....
• Data: "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth.
  ..water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection....
• Judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks humorous.
  So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it....
• I am functioning within normal parameters. -- Lal to Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0