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• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
• If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
• FROG: How you English say: I one more time, mac, I unclog my nose towards you
  ons of a window-dresser, so, you think you could out-clever us French fellows with your silly knees-bent creeping about advancing behaviour....
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• Computers ELIMINATE spare time!!
• Spare-Time -- Programmer's Oxymoro
• Spare time? You're lookin' at it.
• In arguing that current theories of brain function cast suspicion on ESP
  psychokinesis, reincarnation, and so on, I am frequently challenged with the most popular of all neuro-mythologies -- the notion that we ordinarily use only 10 percent of our brains....
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....