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• We're doomed to a watery grave with a Captain who's legless.
  .. Rubbish!...I've hardly touched a drop! ..No, no, I mean....
• If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
  -- William A. Orto...
• If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
  -- William Orto...
• Doctor, doctor, gimme the news. I've got a bad case of loving you.
• You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patients.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you, eh?
  [there is a cut here] I'm pointing at you, yes, I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually addressing you...
• Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.
  There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists--any place you got a hole there's a guy who specializes in your hole....