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• Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
• Early, bright, transient, chaste as morning dew, She sparkled, was exhal'd and went to heaven.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night v, Line 600...
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...
• In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book
  he Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospered....
• Failed the bright promise of your early day. -- Reginald Heber (1783-1826) -- Palestine
• Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.