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• Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
  -- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• RED DWARF OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE...
• Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
  The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....
• Holly: The phrase 'cargo bay doors' does not appear to be in my lexicon.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'...
• Lister and Cat rapping] We didn't come here looking for trouble We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle He's smart.
  .. -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• When all else fails, just press...[CTRL][ALT][DEL]!
• Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• Lister: Ah, the Pop-Up Karma Sutra, Zero-Gravity Edition! That's mine. -- Red Dwarf - 'Me^2'
• Smoke me a kipper, skipper; I'll be back for breakfast.
  -- Ace Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Dimension Jump'...