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• It takes a heap of liver to make a dog a home. -- Fibber McGee (Jim Jordan)
• It's amazing how long it takes to complete something you are not working on. -- McGee's First Law
• When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason--there's a reason. -- Molly McGee (Marion Jordan)
• Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore. -- William P. Lowrey
• I can't stand it anymore and I don't even know what it is!
• I can't stand working with these morons anymore... rm -r /
• If at first you don't succeed, stand on your head and eat an alligator liver.
  Alligator liver has the strange effect of making it all seem so profoundly hopeless that you just don't care anymore....
• May you acquire a deep longing to listen to Venom (ugg).