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• It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
• So how long have you been working at a cat house?
• Golub's Second Law of Computerdom: A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected
  a carefully planned project takes only twice as long....
• It's amazing how many people you could be friends with if only they'd make the first approach.
• Nostalgia is a longing for something you couldn't stand anymore. -- Fibber McGee (Jim Jordan)
• It takes a heap of liver to make a dog a home. -- Fibber McGee (Jim Jordan)
• Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
• You can't get anything without working for it. -- The First Law The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
  -- The Second Law You can only break even at absolute zero....