A Self-made Man Will Be Amazed At The Number Of Alterations Made When He Marries.

A Self-made Man Will Be Amazed At The Number Of Alterations Made When He Marries.

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A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made
when he marries.

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No self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn't want to make some alterations.
-- Kim Hubbard...
MASTURBATOR -- a self-made man.
He is a self-made man and worships his creator." John Brigh
He's a self-made man ... the living proof of the horrors of unskilled labor! -- Ed Wy
Grammar, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Like all self-made men he worships his creator.
The devil knew not what he did when he made man politic. -- William Shakespeare