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• My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus. -- The Lockho
• Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
• How many loggers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls....
• The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing
• There's no such thing as a too-recent backup!
• Bob: It's been ten years! We haven't spoken since the.
  .. unpleasantness. Cecil: You mean Arthur Fiedler's wake?...
• 69 + 69 = dinner for 4.
• Books: They're what's for dinner.