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• Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
  -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• I was more impressed by the contents of my handkerchief the last time I blew my nose.
  -- Edmund : Private Plane...
• Moe: Homer, I want you to have my lucky mits. I hope you do better with them than I did.
  Homer: [donning them] Gee, thanks, Moe. What's this?...
• A couple beer cans don't worry me. It's those irresponsible ppl.
  who're always leaving their barbed wire, dams, survey stakes, &c....
• Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flasheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'll go for Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop every time.
  .. -- Edmund : Private Plane...
• Handle them carefully, for words have more power than atom bombs. -- Pearl Strache
• Crikey, I'm looking forward to today. Up-tiddly-up-up
  down-diddly- down-down, whoops-poop-twiddly dee, a decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron, a bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines, capture, torture, escape, and then back home in time for tea and medals!...
• Your son still sliding down the banisters?" "We wound barbed wire around them.
  "That stop him?" "No, but it sure slowed him up....
• Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
  .I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...