New York's such a wonderful city, but at the library the guy was very rude.
I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New
York." So I stabbed him.
-- Emo Philips
I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New
York." So I stabbed him.
-- Emo Philips
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In this day and age, you could fly to New York in... - I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
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I asked a man, "I'd like to get on the subway. How... - I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said,
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"Whatever happened to the classics?" -- Emo... - I was in Vietnam.
So what? I live in New York.
Really?
Wow. How do you do it? -- Denis... - I love New York!
* * * No... - I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers.
He hates New York. -- Steven... - I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
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Old Testament -- Proverbs xxx,... - It was all so different before everything changed.
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LAMAR'S... - It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book.
Friedrich... - gen: /jen/ n.,v. Short for {generate}, used frequently in both spoken
and written contexts.
The AI Hackers... - Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be
otherwise.
Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings",...
