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• Where did all those Clinton/Gore bumper stickers go?
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
• PASTIES -- bumper stickers.
• New York's such a wonderful city, but at the library the guy was very rude.
  I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York....
• He who hates vices hates mankind.
• I like to reminisce with people I don't know. -- Steven Wrigh