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I Was Talking To An Englishman And I Said, "It's Absolutely Remarkable.
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I was talking to an Englishman and I said, "It's absolutely remarkable. In
this day and age, you could fly to New York in six hours." And you know
what he said? "But why?"
-- Jack Paar
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