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You Are Not Fat--you Are Just Four Feet Shorter Than You Should Be.
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You are not fat--you are just four feet shorter than you should be.
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Cuddle up a little closer, it is a little shorter than you think.
I will make you shorter by the head.
I will make you shorter by the head. -- Elizabeth I
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you must be at least a foot shorter than them.
Sysoping makes you fat.
The faster you go, the shorter you are -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
You cannot see farther than others by standing on the feet of giants.
I write long epigrams, you write nothing. Yours are shorter. -- Martial
There are five things that women should never ask men, according to the April issue of Sassy magazine
What are you thinking? Do you love me? Do I look fat?...
