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• FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
• If you drop the soap, is it dirty?
• Soap manufacturers do it with Lava.
• Soap manufacturers do it with Zest.
• Television is a wonderful thing, and since it came along, I hardly ever watch my radio anymore.
  Television has done much for psychiatry by making everyone aware of it....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
• Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
• Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial
• Q: They just announced on the radio that Dan Quayle was picked as the Republican V.
  P. candidate. Should I post? A: Of course. The net can reach people in as few as 3 to 5 days....