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• Soap manufacturers do it with Zest.
• FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
• Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters.
• What do you do if you find an epileptic in your bathtub? Throw in some soap and a load of laundry.
• MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's. -- Doug Ferrari
• What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.
• GERM Another of those tiny tiny organisms that you can't see, and often wonder if they haven't just been made up by scientists to hold together the fabric of society.
  Rumour has it that germs were simply designed to get you to wash your hands after going to the lav, to keep soap manufacturers in business....
• And of course, No soap, radio.
• If you drop the soap, is it dirty?