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• Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a hurry.
• It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
  -- Ralph's Observatio...
• Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
• It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.
  -- Murphy's Thirty-First Law...
• Never take any crap from a mechanical object.
• Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device.
  -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0....
• Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity.
  But improve man, you gain a thousandfold. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142....
• Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. [exhibiting a swirling mechanical device] Till I jam this down your throat!
  -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File...