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• Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a hurry.
• It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.
  -- Murphy's Thirty-First Law...
• Never take any crap from a mechanical object.
• Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry.
• What this country needs is a good 23 hour deodorant, which would allow you at least an hour a day to realize just what a stinker you really are!
• The education of the will is the object of our existence. Ralph Waldo Emerso
• As undergraduates, you realize that cleaning is very cost-ineffective, and why would you bother?
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight.
  You have to allow the head to breathe. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.