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Never Smile At A Crocodile. -- Survival Tip #1
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Never smile at a crocodile.
-- Survival Tip #1
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Never MOON a werewolf. -- Survival Tip #2
Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite. -- Survival Tip #3
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!
Intel 586 Troubleshooting Tip 1: Refrigerate Computer.
A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.
-- Sir Winston Churchill...
The word that's on the tip of your tongue? You'll never remember it.
Tip of the Day: Never fry bacon in the nude.
Do not iron, naked. -- Home safety tip for men #1
Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat. -- Jim Fiebig
