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• Remember, your tongue is a wet place and likely to slip!
• Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat. -- Jim Fiebig
• You will never remember this sentence.
• Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg.
• Bart: Remember: if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
  Martin: Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward....
• Let me give you a tourist tip. If you want to go to New York, bring your camera there, because you'll see things you'll never see again.
  The first thing you'll never see again is your camera. -- Mike Reynold...
• Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to.
  .. dig... food... Marge: You mean, a spoon? Home...
• Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere.
  It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now....
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...