TRIANGLE Three-sided Object Which, Even In Isosceles Form, Begins To Get Very Boring After Only A Short Time.
Three-sided object which, even in isosceles form, begins to get very
boring after only a short time. For maximum excitement, an object
with many more sides should be considered.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
OBJET The same as "Object", but for the French and/or pretentious.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
KEYBOARD Object which takes the brunt of your frustration with a computer.
This is, oddly, even the case when the physical computer that is sticking its virtual tongue out at you, is many kilometres, or even timezones, away....
UP Direction. To move up is to defy gravity for a short time, after which a plunging downward motion will follow.
(See Investment). -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
KNOB Erm... protruding object designed for easy grip to umm.
.. See Innuendo -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
I-SPY Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played consistently for more than four hours at a time.
So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity to play not "I-Spy", but "I-Hit", a game which runs more or less like thi...
UMBRELLA An object of amazing qualities. Umbrellas are even more adept at detaching themselves from their owners than stationery.
They also send out subconscious thoughts to their owners....
VILLAGE Word now almost exclusively used in tourist brochures just after the adjectives "enchanting" and "traditional".
And possibly "quaint". Generally descriptive of a small settlement with more churches than shops, which gets boring rapidly, despite being picturesque....
KIPPER A male salmon during the spawning season after spawning.
I still wonder why Jewish boys wear kippers on their heads....