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• Friends of a potentialy funny joke, just because I don't get it? [GRIN]
• Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!
• Addison, will you get serious!" "Serious? I just had my hand on your behind
  if I get any more serious, they'll move us to cable!" -- Addison and Maddy from "Moonlighting...
• I wanna die with NOTHING left working![GRIN]
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....