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• Never go into the dungeon at midnight.
• Never enter the dungeon naked! The monsters will laugh at you!
• Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon.
• Swimming is not allowed in this dungeon.
• Never go with the odds.
• Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die!
  (But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism...
• Carpe DM: Sieze the Dungeon Master.
• It's not a dungeon--it's a fortified underground defense installation.
• Leprechauns are the most skilled cutpurses in this dungeon.