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• Robot, n: Someone who's been made by a scientist.
• A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....
• Never drink beer made by someone who keeps Clydesdale horses.
• An optimist -- Someone who hasn't been given all the facts yet.