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• Never trust a proctologist who can palm a basketball.
• Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.
  There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists--any place you got a hole there's a guy who specializes in your hole....
• IMHO: In My Huge Orifice...?
• A Guinness a day, keeps the doctor away!
• A nurse a day keeps the doctor away.
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away
• Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
• One homunculus a day keeps the doctor away.