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• Your proctologist called and your head is ready.
• My job is to push people into the future. -- Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USN
• The most damaging phrase in the language is: `It's always been done that way.
  ' -- Rear Admiral Grace Hoppe...
• Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids?
  Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around?...
• The flagships of the British and American fleets were passing each other sometime ago.
  The admiral of the American fleet signaled to the British Admiral...
• This is the biggest fool thing we have ever done. The (atom) bomb will never go off and I speak as an expert of explosives.
  -- Admiral Leahy, US Navy, June 1945...
• Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
• Never accept brownies from a proctologist.
• A historical toast, made by some politician to a successful wartime admiral at a Navy dinner.
  <picks up wine, and almost speaks> <puts down wine> &l...