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• All men are created equal, but some must be sent to Siberia.
• May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
• You may have mail.
• May you be fruitful and multiply so that your generations are as plentiful as the stars in the sky, and may you have to house, feed, and clothe them all.
• It may be all right to be content with what you have; never with what you are. -- B.C. Forbe
• If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors.
  There is no other. -- Carl Schurz (1829-1906)...
• The odds of our neighbors having a loud all night party is directly proportional to how much you need a good night sleep.
• You might find his accent peculiar. Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd, perhaps even offensive.
  But I urge you all to give little Adil the benefit of the doubt....
• Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and I just had to shoot one.
  -- Post Brothers Comic...