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• Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
• Our country. In her intercourse with foreign nations may she always be in the righ
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• In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
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