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• A man who chases two rabbits catches none. Roman Proverb
• A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can. -- Moms Mabley
• The desire of a man for a woman is not directed at her because she is a human being, but because she is a woman.
  That she is a human being is of no concern to him. -- Immanuel Ka...
• FEMINISM IS FOR THE BIRDS AND ANY REAL WOMEN KNOWS THAT.
  WOMEN ARE BORN SUBMISSIVES AND LONG TO BE TREATED AS SUCH....
• No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.
  -- Arthur Binstead...
• A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
• No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
  --Ed Howe...
• When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.
  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. -- Robert Schuma...
• Many a woman hasn't realized that she was raped until the check bounced.